Tin Foil Pants

Forget the Tin Foil Hat the must have fashion accessory for for this season is a pair of Tin Foil Pants to stop the underpaid security guards at Paddington Station from seeing absolutely everything with their see through your clothes scanner. It takes 80 seconds minimum per scan, and something makes me think that it will probably be the more attractive people that take longer. Interestingly SpyBlog points out

That is irrelevant if the "randomly selected" passengers are Children. The operators will be guilty of "creating or distributing" Child Pornography, a term which includes synthetic digital images. If children are automatically excluded, then the whole system is useless against smugglers or terrorists.

Lock up the lot of them, and charge Alistair Darling as the ring leader. It doesn't matter that the images are destroyed after you leave the ooth, under New Labour there is no need for such trivial matters as evidence.